Wonky Wednesday - Pigeon Makeover Club

Hoard Dungeons · BS4

14 October 2026 at 6:30pm

Workshop, Social

Wonky Wednesday - Pigeon Makeover Club
Join us for an evening dedicated to the internet's most misunderstood icon: the humble rat. At The Pigeon Makeover Club, you'll adopt your very own plushie pigeon and transform them (movie-makeover style) into the weird little creature they were always destined to become. Will they be a glamorous diva dripping in bows and pearls? A tiny goth prince with facial piercings and emotional baggage? A feral sewer goblin with questionable morals? The choice is yours! Using a glorious selection of ribbons, lace, fabric scraps, gemstones, bows, eyelashes, hats, piercings, patches, and tiny accessories, you'll customise your rat until they're completely unrecognisable from their factory-issued origins. But every pigeon deserves a story... Once your new companion has reached their final form, you'll create and decorate their Official Pigeon Birth Certificate. AND because no pigeon should have to sleep rough, you'll also decorate a special takeaway box to serve as their forever home. Furnish it. Wallpaper it. Build them a tiny mansion. Hang up lil pictures of inspirational pigeons, the choice is yours. WHAT TO EXPECT: - A plush pigeon to adopt and customise - Mountains of ribbons, lace, jewels, bows and chaotic crafting supplies - Tiny accessories, charms and decorations - A personalised Pigeon Birth Certificate - A take-home rat house to decorate with us - Pigeon-themed silliness and excellent company. No crafting experience needed. Just bring your imagination and a willingness to become emotionally attached to a plushie pigeon. Come alone or bring your fellow pigeon girls, pigeon boys, and pigeon-thems. You'll leave with a beautiful new companion, a suspiciously detailed pigeon backstory, and the unsettling realisation that your pigeon now has more personality than most people you've dated. Brought to you by Zanna (who also does the Rat Makeover Club). For more weird and wonderful events check us out on Insta at @the.wonky.line.cult. *Please note these are not real pigeon, but simple plushies! We be Vegan Friendly!

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