Pissmas 2: Electric Portaloo

**Bristol Vinyl Guy Promotions Proudly Present:** **Pissmas 2: Electric Portaloo** **Monday 7th December** **Live @ Exchange, Bristol, An All-Dayer Across 2 Stages** **All-Day Tickets Via Headfirst £25** **£30 On The Door** **£17 After 5PM** **Concession Tickets Are Available Message @bristolvinylguy On Instagram For Any Enquiries** **Poster designed by Tom Bennett** **Main Stage:** **Knoll (Headliner)** All the way from the USA we have Funeral Grind band Knoll!! Legit one of my favourite bands on this earth, they are the pinnacle of extreme music, combining Grindcore, Black Metal, Noise, Death Metal and Sludge Metal into something that is more sinister than what your brain could every imagine. Their last record As Spoken put the band into a category all by themselves, unthinkingly fast, heavy, ear-piercing and anxiety-inducing, they made something that is seeing the afterbirth of a car-crash, impossible to ignore. Knoll are the dictionary definition of the word harrowing **Distraxi** What can’t be said about Distraxi that has already been said. She is not only one of the brightest sparks in the UK noise scene but in the world at large. Her performances are a maze made up of every single human emotion, around every corner you don’t know wether to pound your fist in the air with pure ecstasy or cry like you’ve never cried before **Ecotage** Noise that attempts to save our planets environment when humans are trying everything in their power to destroy it. Fight for your right for planet earth to breathe **Corpse Jaw Binding** Harsh Noise Wall that is scared of itself **bloodstainsblondes** For the very first time, Sienna of sevenyearwaitinglist will be playing in Bristol as part of her own solo noise act. Her vocals are loud and they are coming to get you! **Camille** Noise **Grotty Scummerz** A long time coming, DJ Beer and MC Sausages finally play a gig of mine! They are the most Bristol band to ever exist, combining every single music genre on this earth to create something that is fun maximised and completely ridiculous! **Get Fucked DJ JG** Bristol’s very own Noise Punk goblins Get Fucked collaborate with that pesky Wumpa Fruit obsessed Noise musician, DJ JG. Maybe the most unintelligible set of the day! **Cement** Noise duo who’s sound could go literally anywhere, as unpredictable as it is ethereal **Richard E. Grind** Maybe a one time thing, Trout (you are drowning in evil, there are angels everywhere), Arden (you are drowning in evil, there are angles everywhere, Byford Dolphin Incident) and Orla (Byford Dolphin Incident) have fun on stage together. I don‘t know will happen, you won’t know what happen and they don’t know what will happen! **Dog Abuse** Something for Noise and Scramz enthusiasts, the most feral band possible! **grindchoir** Oh no! **Basement:** **Atomçk (Headliner)** Swans if they were actual swans! The best Grindcore band in Bristol finally plays a show of mine. Get your finger guns ready, fast, blasts, scratchy riffs, low-down bass rumblings and “vocals“ that go well past the sound barrier. It‘s like if Steve Albini was Godzilla and played in Napalm Death, high on every type of drug imaginable! **Calico X Monika Badly** A collaberation between two of the biggest sweethearts in Bristol noise! Dancing whilst crying with a massive headache from the loudest drum machine that you’ve ever heard **cutmesum.flac** Bristol Hyperpop that will be the most enjoyable workout of your entire life **Wretcheddd** The best new Noise project in Bristol! Operatic and sounds that will make you think, how the fuck did he do that?! **Peasants** Cavemen who just discovered what an instrument was 2 minutes ago **Cavepainting** Pulsating EBM that will rock you to your core! Important Information, Please Read: At this gig and across all events, Bristol Vinyl Guy Promotions has a zero percent tolerance policy on abuse, racism, hatred, harassment, homophobia and transphobia of any kind. If any of these rules are broken, you be asked to leave the premises, we have no time for people like that. Our gigs prioritise the safety of others, we’re here for the music and to enjoy ourselves, not to cause harm Exchange has a small ramp entrance from the street. Our bar and main event space are on the ground floor with level access throughout and we have an accessible toilet. Please note the basement is not wheelchair accessible and is accessed by a narrow enclosed staircase. For more accessibility info, please email access@exchangebristol.com