Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk
Cube Cinema · BS2
19 December 2026 – 19 December 2026
£5-£12 Pay what you can
Family, Theatre
Family theatre and rock star legend Kid Carpet is back with their latest show! A lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers panto stuffed with songs, silliness and surprises. Kid Carpet doesn't care for panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely love it. So guess what they're doing? Yep. A panto. Now there's a beanstalk in the middle of everything, and nobody's quite sure what's going on. Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog's golden eggs), this is Jack & The Beanstalk like it's been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part Air Guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprises. Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. It's theatre, but it's loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk). Perfect for children, families, party monsters and fans of noisy nonsense.