Canteen Conker Tourney 2026

Hosts Hot 'n' Soapy bring a conker tournament like no other. Come to the arena and cheer on the silly champions! Kermit & his Conk'ubine (Hot 'n' Soapy) welcome you back for the 5th year running for some conkery fun. In a big silly celebration of Autumn. Your hosts will be spinning Autumnal tunes, battle music & be punditing chest-nutty superlatives. Once again we will be joined by Bristol's finest cidery, Branch cider to ensure no champion goes thirsty. DARE YOU ENTER THE ARENA - Bring your own conker (however they will be provided for those shy of a good walk), battle name & entrance music and some kind of tournament will commence. Limited space so on a first come first serve basis with sign ups from 1pm. Tournament from 2pm - open play from around 5pm. Previous winners include: Real Real Rich, King Conk, Willy the Conk & the Sea Conqueror. Fancy dress highly highly encouraged. Free Entry! Also part of Down Stokes festival, which will be running throughout the day & night for your live music fix at various venues in the area, see event details. Canteen late show from 10pm.